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You might be a Hokie fan if:
• You think the little kid in the
picture above is freakin' awesome!
• You've bench pressed a girl in a mini
orange or maroon skirt while the Hokie Bird bench presses the points
on the scoreboard.
• You know the fight song is a bunch nonsense words but love it
anyway.
• You go nuts when said fight song is played at games and sing along
to every word like it’s “Can’t stop believing” at a frat party.
• You have an undying loyalty to Frank Beamer and Bud Foster. Bad
coaching moves during a game are Brian Steinspring's fault, usually.
• You think Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” is the greatest song
entrance ever. (Extra fandom points for having "Enter Sandman" as
your wedding reception entrance song.)
• Anytime you hear “Enter Sandman” no matter where you are, you
instinctively start jumping.
• You wake up with sore calf muscles the day after a game from
jumping.
• You love the delicious irony of eating/swinging a giant Turkey leg
during the game
• You downloaded the Hokie Fight song as your ring tone
.
• You ever thought you’d be screwed if you ever got shipped off to
war because you have a tendency to jump up and down and cheer at the
sound of a cannon blast.
• You have tried to sneak into the north end zone of Lane Stadium.
• You’ve battled with the security guards at the front gate, trying
to convince them you are sober enough to enter the game.
• You get chills watching past night game entrances on YouTube.
• Your wardrobe is predominately Orange and Maroon.
• Girls: If you wear a bra one size too big to the tailgate on game
day to make room for bags of Bourbon aka "Bourbon boobs."
• Guys: You never let the girl with the Bourbon boobs out of your
sight while walking to the game. You also ensure said girl sits next
to you.
• You read Tailgatefever.com and Techsideline.com religiously in
preparation for game day.
• You have perfected the Hokie Pokey.
• You have woken up the day after a game with a VT tattoo/face paint
still on your face.
• You’ve never said a word at a Monday class in the Fall because
every Saturday you lose your voice.
• You still yell “Stick it in!, stick it in!, stick it in!” every
time we’re in the red zone, even if the band isn’t allowed to lead
the chant anymore.
• You love that professors will cancel class when there is a
Thursday night game in Lane Stadium.
• You think God must have been a Hokie since every fall the leaves
turn Maroon and Orange.
• You’ve ever been to another team’s stadium/ a heavy metal concert/
a space shuttle launch and thought “well…this is loud, but it’s no
Lane Stadium!”
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